Evil Brown Stuff
(the Terrible Coffee Song)


Terrible coffee, why are you here??
I'd rather drink off milk, or stale old beer.

Terrible coffee, you torture my tongue;
No-one in their right mind would drink you for fun.

Terrible coffee from a vending machine
It's not even worth drinking you for caffeine.

Terrible coffee! A blight on the Earth
I paid nothing for you; it's more than you're worth.



This song is dedicated to the free vending machine at First City Insurance,
which I can only presume was provided out of sheer spite.