I met a woman in a pub one night
who said she'd love to fuck me.
I admired her directness,
and it seemed unlucky
that I didn't want her more.
Still, there's nothing as attractive as attraction
and inaction would mean more dissatisfaction,
so I didn't know if I should go with her or sleep alone...
She was eight years older than me,
but I'm sure experience can be
worth the price you pay in wrinkles and in sags.
She said her name was Julie.
I was kind of tempted, truly...
But I hesitated,
so she caught a cab.